I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿
SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW
the fuck is going on